So, Kate Alexander, you just had to let readers know that the heroine of your WWII novel Friends and Enemies (1982) is pretty by having her older brother think on page 3 that if she weren't his sister, he'd find her superhot, and then having him go on to list her charms in his mind, which include "all the right curves." This makes the brother feel ( Read more... )

I've spent much of the day reading the Star Wars section of Adultfanfiction.net, may the Force help me.

( Three words: VADER'S MAN CARROT. (And that was only in the author's note. Maybe it was the best fic ever, but I'll never know!) )

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Sexy costumes. For your DOG.

No, really. You can even dress to match.

I don't think I'll ever be able to unsee the chihuahua schoolgirl.

Courtesy of Smart Bitches, Trashy Books: Penises are NOT for lathing.

Not that I'm a fan of using the verb "to lave" in a sexual context, but at least it's not literal woodworking.

OMFG. This literary - and I use that word loosely in this case - snark is the funniest thing I have seen on LJ in ages. Possible ever. In a really disturbing sort of way.

WARNING: Pee first. And don't blame me if your brain requires bleaching afterward.

OH JOHN RINGO NO

(Discovered via metafandom)